一個瞌睡學生和老師的搞笑對話
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。
Teacher： Peter！Tell us， what's the biggest in the world？
老師：彼得！你說說，世界上什么最大？
Peter： Well， well……eyelids……
彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher： What？Eyelids？
老師：什么？眼皮？
Peter： Yes， sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes， the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
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