英語笑話笑死人不償命60: 也要謙虛為懷(雙語)
And Modest Too
也要謙虛為懷
"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,
“我要結婚的對象必須要像所羅門王一樣聰明，
as mighty as Hercules,
像赫克力士一樣強壯，
as brave as Admiral Nelson,
像納爾遜上將一樣英勇，
and as graceful as Nureyev. "
并和蘇聯芭蕾舞蹈家諾瑞耶夫一樣優雅。”
"How fortunate we met! "
“很幸運能見到你！”
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