英漢雙語笑話35
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1.
Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When
he left us, we were very satisfied."
推薦信
彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”
人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”
2.
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends
on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情況
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
3.
A Girl's Wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
小女孩的愿望
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
4.
Marry Him
Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.
"Marry him!"
嫁給他
簡很愛托尼，但是當他們一起出去的時候，托尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡感到很不安。“我怎樣才能不讓托尼在我身上花那么多錢呢？”她問自已的母親。
“嫁給他！”
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When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When
he left us, we were very satisfied."
推薦信
彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”
人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”
2.
It depends
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends
on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情況
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎？
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
3.
A Girl's Wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
小女孩的愿望
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
4.
Marry Him
Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.
"Marry him!"
嫁給他
簡很愛托尼，但是當他們一起出去的時候，托尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡感到很不安。“我怎樣才能不讓托尼在我身上花那么多錢呢？”她問自已的母親。
“嫁給他！”
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