生動有趣的地方色彩：解讀美國50州座右銘 四
idaho： more than just potatoes…… well okay， we're not， but the potatoes sure are real good
愛達荷州：這不僅僅是馬鈴薯的問題……好吧好吧，我們不是這個意思，不過馬鈴薯絕對是真正的好東西！
illinois： please don't pronounce the "s"
伊利諾斯州：拜托，我們州名最后那個字母s不需要發音！
indiana： 2 billion years tidal wave free
印第安納州：20億年過去了，潮汐帶來的波浪還是那么自由自在！
iowa： we do amazing things with corn
愛荷華州：我們能用玉米做驚天動地的大事兒！
kansas： first of the rectangle states
堪薩斯州：在所有長方形的州中，我們是一個！
kentucky： five million people； fifteen last names
肯塔基州：我們有500萬人口，但所有這些人只有15個姓！
louisiana： we're not all drunk cajun wackos， but that's our tourism campaign
路易斯安納州：我們可不全是瘋瘋癲癲的法國移民后裔，那不過是我們的宣傳活動罷了。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/4370.html
相關文章
-
Special Significance
My husband is generally not a very romantic person,so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount,...
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
Kid Joke(2)
It was the end of the school year，and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist‘s son handed her a gift. She shook it，held it overhead，and said，“I bet I know what i...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【100】The Advantage of Noise
Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Medusa had seriously bad hair days 美杜莎的壞頭發
趣味圖片英語笑話：Medusa had seriously bad hair days 美杜莎的壞頭發Medusa had seriously bad hair days. 美杜莎有時候頭發很糟糕。Crap!Two snakes are dead and it stinks of dead rat! 糟糕！兩條蛇死了，聞著像是...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹299：您的大衣著火了(中英)
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.老師為了讓學生養...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
English Humor -School Play
A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. "Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play", says the boy. "Really? and wha...
2019-03-18 英語笑話 -
[爆笑] Does the dog know the proverb, too？
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"...
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
英語笑話：噪音的優點
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
第75期雙語笑話加練習題 讓人無奈的孩子（1）
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screamin...
2018-11-28 英語笑話
