English Humor -School Play

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A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. "Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play", says the boy. "Really? and what do you play?" asks the father. "I play a man who has been married for twenty years". "That's nice son", says the father, "you do a good work and one day the'll give you a speaking role".

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