老公和老婆的由來(lái)
Why does a man want to have a WIFE? 為什么一個(gè)男人想要一個(gè)妻子？
Because… 因?yàn)椤?/p>
W― Washing 洗衣服
I― Ironing 熨衣服
F― Food 提供食物
E― Entertainment 娛樂(lè)活動(dòng)
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? 為什么一個(gè)女人想要一個(gè)丈夫？
Because… 因?yàn)椤?/p>
H―Housing 房子
U―Understanding 理解、包容
S―Sharing 分享、承擔(dān)
B―Buying 購(gòu)物
A―and 還有
N―Never 從不
D―Demanding 要求
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