他們會把我扔下去的
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
一名海軍軍官從船上落水。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能報答他。“最好的辦法，先生，”水手說，“是什么也不說了。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”
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