每日一笑（1.9）
辯護
“Your Honor,” the accused hit-and run driver’s lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“If experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.”
“大人，”被告逃逸司機的律師辯護說，“那個受傷的人一定是自己粗心。我的當事人是一個有20多年駕齡的老手。”
“如果這里的問題在于經驗的話，”另一位律師說，“我的當事人已有了50多年的走齡了。”
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