賴世雄讀英語笑話學(xué)英語之高尚職業(yè)笑話(2)：不要瞎混！(雙語)

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Unit 2 No Fooling! 不要瞎混！

“Please be gentle with me , darling,” said the bride on her wedding night, “I’m a virgin.”
“請(qǐng)對(duì)我溫柔一些，親愛的！”新婚之夜新娘對(duì)新郎說道“。我是個(gè)處女。”

“You’re a virgin?” exclaimed her husband with surprise. “But you’ve been married three times.”
“你是個(gè)處女？”她丈夫吃驚地叫道“，可是你已經(jīng)結(jié)過三次婚了啊。”

“That’s true, dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body; my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be; and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ‘I‘ll get back to you next week.’”
“沒錯(cuò)，親愛的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位藝術(shù)家，他只想看我的身體。我的第二任丈夫從事廣告業(yè)，而他只是告訴我那件事會(huì)有多美好。我的第三任丈夫是位律師，他總是說：下星期我就回來看你。”，

英語知識(shí)點(diǎn)解說：

1.fool vt. 愚弄 & vi. 游手好閑
fool around 鬼混；欺騙
=goof around
例：Don't fool me. I'm not a three-old boy.
（別愚弄我，我又不是三歲的孩子。）
Bill's been fooling around on his wife almost since the day they got married.
（幾乎從結(jié)婚那天起，比爾就一直欺騙他老婆）

2.gentle a. 溫柔的；彬彬有禮的
gentleman n. 紳士；先生
例：No gentleman would ever talk that way to a lady.
（沒有一個(gè)紳士會(huì)那樣對(duì)一位女士說話。）

3.bride n. 新娘
bridegroom n. 新郎
bridesmaid n. 女儐相
groomsman n.男儐相

4.wedding n. 結(jié)婚典禮
wed vt. 與……結(jié)婚（=marry）
例：If you want to wed my daughter, young man, you'd better be able to support her.
（年輕人，如果你想娶我女兒當(dāng)老婆的話，最好有能力供養(yǎng)她。）

5.virgin n. 處女
例：If you're holding out for a virgin to marry, you may have a long wait.
（如果你非處女不娶，可能要等上好長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間。）

6.with surprise 吃驚地
with 與名詞連用可造出許多表示狀態(tài)的副詞短語。
with ease 容易地
with a smile 面帶笑容地
with energy 精神飽滿地
例："Could you help me unzip my dress, dear?" "With pleasure!"
（“親愛的，你可以幫我把禮服的拉鏈拉開嗎？“”我很樂意！”）

7.artist n. 藝術(shù)家；畫家
artistic a. 有鑒賞力的；藝術(shù)的
例：He looks like an artist and talks like an artist, but that doesn't mean he is an artist.
（他看起來像一位藝術(shù)家，說起話來也像藝術(shù)家，但那不意味著他真的是位藝術(shù)家。）

8.advertise vt. 為……做廣告
advertisement n. 廣告（簡(jiǎn)寫作 ad ）
place an ad 刊登廣告
classified ad 分類廣告
例：Rodney placed an ad in the paper for a red-hot lover and his own wife answered it.
（羅迪尼在報(bào)上刊登廣告征求一位熱情如火的愛侶，回復(fù)他的竟然是他的老婆。）

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