一場持續的足球比賽--雙語幽默笑話
mike was late for school. he said to his teacher, mr. black, "excuse me for my coming late, sir. i watched a football match in my dream."
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽。”
"why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
“為什么它會讓你遲到呢？”老師問道。
"because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied mike.
“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。
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