Lightbulbs Joke(7)
Q：How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb？
A：Two―One to change the bulb，and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was. Q：How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb？
A：Only one，but it sure takes a whole lot of light bulbs！
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