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        英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.10

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             When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
             "How was your first day?" I asked.
             "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
             Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
             "Do you prefer paper or plastic?"       
                      
          我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí),在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿(mǎn)面笑容地回到了家。
          “第一天感覺(jué)如何?”我問(wèn)。
          “好極了,爸爸。”他答道,“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話?!?BR>  由于斯蒂芬不善言談,我問(wèn)道:“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?”
             你愿意用塑料紙嗎”                                                     

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