外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹121：換個工作(中英)
The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”
醫生看了一下病人的舌頭，摸了摸脈，敲了敲胸部，然后說:“老問題，朋友。活動太少，別不承認。你需要大量的戶外鍛煉，散步，散步，散步。
“But, doctor. . .”
“可是，醫生……”
“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”
“別和我爭論，我是醫生。聽我的勸告，走十倍于你現在走的路。這是治愈你的病的惟一方法。”
“But my business…”
“但我的工作……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“問題就在這里，你的工作!噢，換個工作，這樣你就有機會多走動了。你是干什么的?”
“I'm a letter-tamer.”
“我是一個郵遞員。”
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