Kid Joke(14)
The children had all been photographed，and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say，”There‘s Jennifer；she’s a lawyer，‘or“That’s Michael，he‘s a doctor.’”
A small voice at the back of the room rang out，“And there‘s the teacher. She’s dead.”
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