Kid Joke(15)

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　　When the mother returned from the grocery store，her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.“What are you doing？”his mom asked.“The box says you can‘t eat them if the seal is broken，”the boy explained.“I’m looking for the seal.”

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