趣味圖片英語笑話：Gutenberg 古騰堡（雙語）
I've invented a machine that will start a revolution leading to mass media and eventually propaganda, brainwashing and absolute manipulation... and in the longer run provide an existence where, no matter where you are, you always have the option of streaming unlimited amounts of free pornography...
我發明了一臺機器，它將引起革命，通向大眾媒體，最終的宣傳，洗腦和絕對操縱。。。然后長遠來看，提供一臺實物，無論你在哪，你總能選擇無限流的大量的免費色情文學。。。
If Gutenberg had known everything that we now know
如果古騰堡（人名，德國活版印刷發明人）那時就知道我們現在知道的所有東西
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