上帝的小孩

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　　A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our

　　teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I

　　say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your

　　father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the

　　teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his

　　scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.

　　The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?"The

　　child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was

　　my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I

　　am the son of another person, and I

　　cannot remember his name!"

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