你造成的饑荒
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
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