英漢幽默故事選讀【73】

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You Never Called

　　A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "

　　"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"

　　Notes:

　　（1） spot v.（從很多人或物中）認(rèn)出；看出
　　（2） mall n.集市

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　　① Where did the guy see his doctor?
　　A. in the barber's
　　B. in the shopping center
　　C. at the railway station
　　D. in the hospital

　　② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?
　　A. two weeks
　　B. three weeks
　　C. more than a month
　　D. more than two months

　　③ What had the doctor told him to do?
　　A. to stay in bed
　　B. to have a nice sleep
　　C. to go home
　　D. to call him again

　　④ We can see from this passage that_____ .
　　A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy
　　B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time
　　C. the guy was very angry with the doctor
　　D. the doctor did call upon the guy

　　⑤ What had been the guy's problem?
　　A. He had caught a cold.
　　B. He had had a mental problem.
　　C. He needed a good rest.
　　D. He had been homesick.

從未來(lái)訪

　　一人在購(gòu)物中心偶遇他的醫(yī)生。他走上前去說(shuō)：“六周以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥床直到你來(lái)訪。但你從未來(lái)訪。”

　　“我沒(méi)去嗎？”醫(yī)生說(shuō)，“那你現(xiàn)在下床干什么？”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　①B②C③A④B⑤C

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