外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹263：情書(中英)
Jenny Cordon was a very kind and beautiful woman and before she married, many men were in love with her. Many of them wrote to her, telling her how wonderful she was, how much they loved her and wanted to marry her.
珍尼·戈登是個溫柔優雅的女人，在她結婚以前有許多男人追求過她。他們給她寫情書，夸贊她的美貌，表述自己是多么的愛她并且期望著她能夠嫁給他們。
Jenny kept all these letters. She tied them up with a red ribbon and put them away in an old box. She never looked at them as she was happily married，however, they were a part of her life and she did not want to throw them away.
珍尼收藏著所有的情書。她用了一條紅色的絲帶把那些信件系好，放在了一個舊盒子里面。自從她有了完美的婚姻以后她就再也沒有打開過那些信件。然而，那畢竟是她生命中所渡過的一段美妙的時光，所以她并不打算把那些信件給扔掉。
Jenny had a daughter, Sue. Sue was six.
珍尼有一個女兒叫蘇，蘇今年六歲了。
One day, Jenny had to leave Sue alone for half an hour.
一天，珍尼有事，要把蘇獨自留在家中半個小時。
"Now be a good girl,” she said. “Play quietly. If you need anything, go to the lady next door.”
“要做個乖孩子啊!”她說:“好好玩吧，如果需要什么就去找鄰家的阿姨。”
When she returned home, she asked Sue，“Have you been a good girl?"
當她辦完事情回到家中，她問蘇:“有沒有做個乖孩子啊?”
"Oh , yes，Mommy ,”Sue said.
“當然了，媽媽。”蘇答道。
"What did you do while I was out?" Jenny asked her.
“我不在家的時候你都干什么了?”珍尼問她。
"I played mailman” Sue told her.
“我假扮郵遞員做游戲。”蘇說。
"How could you play mailman, darling?" Jenny asked. "You didn't have any letters.”
“親愛的，你怎么扮郵遞員?”珍追問到:“你又沒有信!”
"Oh, yes I did, Mommy，”Sue said: "I found some in an old box upstairs. They were tied up with a red ribbon. I put one in every mailbox in the street. Wasn't I a good girl?"
“噢，我有，媽媽。”蘇說:“我在樓上的舊盒子里面找到了好多信，信上還用紅色的絲帶系著呢!我把這些信分別放在街上每家的郵箱里了，你說我是不是個乖孩子?”
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