Bigot On the Loose
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich.The man at the counter said， “What a Pollack.”
The Polish man said，“I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher salami on rye， would you call him a stupid Jew.”
“Probably，”replied the clerk.
“And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs， would you also insult him？”
“Probably，” the clerk again replied.
“Why you're nothing but a bigot.Why do you have to insult everybody not like you？”
At this， the clerk replied，
“Because this is a HARDWARE store， stupid.”
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