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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹264:過分的恭維(中英)

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        When I was 28,I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schools where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down.

        28歲那年,我在一所高中教一年級學生英語。這所學校允許教職員工有時不必穿得那么正式。

        One of those days, I donned a sweatshirt and slacks. A student came in and his eyes widened.

        一天,我穿了一件運動衫和一條休閑褲。一個學生進來看見后,看著我瞪大了眼睛。

        "Wow!” He exclaimed. "You should wear clothes like that everyday. You look twenty, maybe even thirty years younger”

        “哇哦!”他大呼小叫地說:“你該天天都這么穿。你看上去足足年輕了20歲,甚至30歲呢!”

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