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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹213:訃告(中英)

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        A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.”
         

        一個男人死了,他的妻子給報社打電話要刊登一個訃告。她接通了負責刊登訃告的部門的電話說:“我想刊登這句話:博尼死了。”報社負責人說:"25美元您可以刊登6個字。”妻子想了想說:“好吧,那就這樣登:博尼死了,本田車出售。”
         

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