給妻子的玫瑰
Roses for My Wife
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
“Are these for your wife, sir？” she asked.
“Yes,” I said.
“For her birthday？” she asked.
“No,” I replied.
“For your anniversary？”
“No,” I said again.
As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, “I hope she forgives you.”
給妻子的玫瑰
一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走進店里，一個年輕的女售貨員跟我打了個招呼。
“先生，這些是送給你妻子的嗎？”她問道。
“是的，”我說。
“她的生日？”她問。
“不是，”我回答。
“你們的結婚紀念日？”
“不是，”我又答道。
當我將找回的錢裝進口袋，朝門口走去時，那年輕的女人沖我喊道：“希望她能原諒你。”
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