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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Where 在哪里(雙語)

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        where do you see yourself in 5 years?

        你在哪里看到了5年后的自己?

        it depends on the exact time, but...properly masturbating!

        看時(shí)間而定,但是……恰當(dāng)?shù)厥忠臅r(shí)候!

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