英漢雙語笑話習題簿 年輕人的忠告
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n
their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，
千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”
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