他發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.
一天，約翰回家后的工作。他發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒。她說：“爸爸”嬰兒叫了多次。約翰感到非常高興，因為他認為他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”教他們的孩子。幾周后的一天夜里，約翰和妻子聲驚醒了，“爸”。他妻子說，“親愛的，她正在叫你?！比缓笏炙恕?BR>
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