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• 我沒告訴過你不能在吃飯時說這些嗎？

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  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• Two Birds

  Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student:...

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• 趣聞：芙蓉姐姐上英語教科書了

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• 零錢不用找了Keep the Change--雙語幽默笑話

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• 第1540期雙語笑話理想男友的標準修訂版（62歲時）（1）

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• 世界各地的蹩腳英語

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• 英文笑話:Principle of Life

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• English Patient

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• 那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢？

  A new dorm rule was announced. 新宿舍規范出臺了。“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. “...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 叫我好找

  　　Once upon a time， there was a man who always forgot things. One day， he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.　　After a time， he suddenly thought of hi...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話