世界各地的蹩腳英語
我曾寫過一個帖子，介紹北京市內的蹩腳英語。昨天劉鋼網友給我發郵件，說這種蹩腳英語，其實世界各地都能看到，有些甚至比我國的更可笑。劉鋼網友還告訴我一個網址，上面有網站主人收集的世界各地的蹩腳英語，通常是公共場所(比如旅館)張貼的告示。我去那里看了看，內容果然很搞笑，我于是從中挑選了十句比較短的蹩腳英語，拿過來請您瞧一瞧，主要目的是：看看這些蹩腳英語的語法錯誤，究竟出在哪里，以便我們今后在使用英語時，能夠避免同樣的毛病。下面就是這十句蹩腳英語。
①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
日本旅館：如果您想調節您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。
②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物喂食。如果您有食品，請喂給值班警衛。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧里生孩子。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
瑞典皮貨商店：為女士們制作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮制成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
香港牙科診所：由最新的衛理公會教徒給您拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
泰國的干洗店：在這里脫掉您的褲子，等待最好的結果。
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
意大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術家每天埋在這里，但星期四不埋。
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
丹麥機場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
墨西哥旅館：旅館經理將親自為您撒尿。
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