英文笑話:Principle of Life
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Love everybody.
Love every body.
Save water.
Shower with your boy（girl）friend.
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man， there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spend.
A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow.
What you can put off today.
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