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                  Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

                  Son: I was learning to drive a car.
                 

                  父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學(xué)期一直在干什么呀?

                  兒子:我在學(xué)開汽車。



                                                            

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