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          Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

          " What's in your box?" asked the friend.

          "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

          "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

          "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

          布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友,她拿著一個(gè)頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么?”朋友問(wèn)道?!耙恢恍∝?,”布朗夫人回答說(shuō),“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢(mèng)見老鼠,我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠?!薄翱衫鲜蠖际羌傧氲难??!迸笥颜f(shuō)?!靶∝堃彩羌傧氲??!辈祭史蛉诵÷曊f(shuō)道。

             

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