新西蘭的氣候
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西蘭的氣候
老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣？
馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。
老師：錯了。
馬修：可是，先生！從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的過去分詞
冰凍的, 凍僵的, 凍傷的
(事實真理等)不可推翻的
frozen food
冷凍食品
a frozen sucker
棒冰, 冰棍
frozen fruit salad
冰鎮水果色拉
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