英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Always wrong 總是錯誤（中英雙語）
89.Always wrong
89.總是錯誤
At a convention in Washington, D. C.，I met a man who was visiting from a rural community. One night, he got into a taxicab and saw the name Allah on the dashboard.Unaccustomed to the cultural diversity of the city，he asked the driver，“Is that your name?" Shocked, the driver responded，”No. That is the god I worship!"
在華盛頓特區參加會議時，我遇到了一位從農村來的參觀者.有一天，他坐上了出租汽車，看見在車蓋上寫著一個名字—阿拉。由于不熟悉城鄉間的文化差異，他問司機，
“這是你的名字嗎?"司機感到很吃驚，回答說:“不，這是我所崇拜的神。”
Embarrassed，the visitor was determined not to make the same mistake again. The next time he got into a cab，he noticed a crown on the dashboard，and he asked the driver，"Is that a religious symbol?"
這件事使得那位參觀者感到很尷尬，他打定主意，絕不再犯類似的錯誤。當他又一次乘坐出租車時，他注意到汽車儀表裝置臺上有個皇冠圖樣的東西，他便問司機，“那是個宗
教的象征嗎?”
"No,"the driver responded. "It's an air freshener."
“不是，”司機說:“那是空氣調節器。”
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