Much Worse
Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
中文：
警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
注釋：
1、shout for help：呼救
2、rob of：搶劫
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