看見一只死鳥了嗎
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
譯文：
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥。“哦！看這只死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問道：“哪，在那？”
Notebrunette: 淺黑膚色的女人
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