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        英語幽默笑話:男人和女人的消費觀

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          A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.

          A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.

          用得著的東西,要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊,男人也會買;

          用不著的東西,要是值2塊錢但只賣1塊,女人也會買。

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