Frank did not know his lesson. The teacher said to him, "If we do not know our lesson, we shall write it out ten times for tomorrow."
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        Twice 5 makes 10.

        Frank did not know his lesson. The teacher said to him, "If we do not know our lesson, we shall write it out ten times for tomorrow."
        The next day Frank gave his task to the teacher, who said, "You only wrote your lesson five times, why?"
        "Because," answered Frank, "you said, 'we shall write our lesson ten times,' so I wrote it five times myself. I thought that you would write the five other times yourself, sir!"  

                    兩個五遍就是十遍。

        弗蘭克不懂課本的內容,于是老師告訴他,“如果我們不懂得課文的內容,我們就要把課文抄寫十遍,明天交。”
        第二天,弗蘭克把作業交給了老師。老師問:“你為什么只抄了五遍?”
        “因為,”弗蘭克回答說:“您說過‘我們要抄十遍’,所以我就抄了五遍,我想另外那五遍您會抄的。”

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