英語幽默笑話成年人的抉擇

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　　Ari adult decision

　　成年人的抉擇

　　The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

　　我兒子十八歲前的那一年，常常向我提出準許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這么做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了，并說他應該能夠做出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天后，他文了身，回到家里。盡管我對此感到不高興，但出于好奇，我想看看他選擇了什么雄性象征物。原來他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。

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