雙語幽默漫畫：直言賈禍，千萬不要嫌棄愛人家務(wù)做得不好
i bought this jeweler's eye-piece at a yard sale.
我今天在二手市場買了個小玩意兒，珠寶鑒定放大鏡。
it's amazing! you can see the tinest details on things.
易于攜帶，使用方便，捕捉任何細節(jié)，很好玩。
whoa, look at the gunk on this fork! i thought you were a better dishwasher than that.
哇塞，瞅瞅叉子上這油印子，真龐大，太惡心，你以前刷完不是刷得挺干凈的嘛？
me and my big mouth!
直言賈禍！少說為妙啊
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