那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事168：你停止打你妻子了嗎？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Have you ceased beating your wife
你停止打你妻子了嗎？
This story is toldaf abrawbeating counsel,who habituaHy endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.
這個(gè)故事講的是一個(gè)咄咄逼人的辯護(hù)律師，他慣于設(shè)法恐嚇對(duì)方的證人。
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.
有一個(gè)證人習(xí)慣于在回答間題之前先做番冗長(zhǎng)的解釋。
“I want 'yes' or ‘no,’”thundered counsel. "There is no need for you to argue the point!"
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，一辯護(hù)律師怒喝道：¨你沒有必要就這個(gè)問題進(jìn)行辯論。
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by ' yes' or sno,’"mildly responded the witness.
“可是有些問題無法用‘是’或者‘不是’來回答。”這位證人溫和地回敬他。
"There are not!"snapped the lawyer.
“不存在這樣的問題”律師愚蠢地厲聲說。
"Oh,"said the witness, "answer this then: "Have you ceased beating your wife?"
"噢，”證人說：“那么回答這個(gè)問題：你停止打你妻子了嗎？”
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