英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.1
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch. 簡介：一對夫婦去醫(yī)院，女的面臨生產(chǎn)，醫(yī)生告訴他們他發(fā)明了一個(gè)能將產(chǎn)婦生產(chǎn)過程中的疼痛轉(zhuǎn)移到孩子父親身上的儀器，夫婦倆高興的想試一下，可是在生產(chǎn)過程中，醫(yī)生把旋轉(zhuǎn)鈕調(diào)到 10% 疼痛轉(zhuǎn)移， 20%， 50%， 丈夫都沒感到任何不適，最后干脆調(diào)到了 100%，可是丈夫還是一點(diǎn)都不疼，同樣的，妻子感覺也很好。醫(yī)生覺得非常驚訝。當(dāng)夫婦倆興高采烈的回到家后，才發(fā)現(xiàn)常給他們送信的郵遞員死在他們家門口了。練習(xí)：
你知道原因么？答案：
孩子是郵遞員的！
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