第88期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 最后的生日（1）
When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift. At first they protested, but finally they agreed to go along with my wish. So when the doorbell rang on the morning of my birthday, I was surprised to see the florist delivering a huge, beautiful plant. Suddenly, without a word, she rushed back to the truck and , with a sad look, turned once to glance at me. Puzzled, I read the card attached to the plant: "To Mom-with lots of love-on your very last birthday.
Notes:
(1) approach v. 接近 (4) florist n.花商；經(jīng)營(yíng)花卉業(yè)者
(2) protest v.反對(duì) (5) glance at瞥視；匆匆一看
(3) go along with 同意 (6) attach v.附上；系上
(1) (2)更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
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