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        精力旺盛的妻子

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          Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

          Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

          Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

          Husband: I…… I happened to be inside the coat.

          精力旺盛的妻子

          鄰居:昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音,你們出了什么事嗎?

          丈夫:沒什么。我的妻子有點不高興,把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

          鄰居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會有那么大的聲音?

          丈夫:我……我恰好也在大衣里面。

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