英漢雙語笑話50

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On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother．She see med glad，and presently said：

“Will you give me a stamp，daddy？I want to write and tell brother Tom．”

The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school．Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had writen．He received something of a shock on reading the following：

“Dear Tom，

“It's come off today．You've lost；it's a boy．”

你輸了

放學(xué)回到家里，十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個(gè)大大的驚奇——一個(gè)嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說：

“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票？我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”

父親被這話感動(dòng)了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學(xué)校里。后來，想知道她是怎么報(bào)告這個(gè)消息的，他找機(jī)會(huì)讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時(shí)，他差點(diǎn)兒驚呆了：

“親愛的湯姆：

“今天結(jié)果出來了，你輸了；是個(gè)男孩?！?br>
2.

What time is it now?

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

"How will that help?" said the second boy.

"Just do it," insisted the first.

Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了？

　　兩個(gè)男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點(diǎn)鐘。于是，一個(gè)男孩對另外一個(gè)說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了?！?

　　“那就會(huì)知道時(shí)間嗎？”第二個(gè)男孩問。

　　“只管唱吧。”第一個(gè)堅(jiān)持道。

　　兩個(gè)孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點(diǎn)！你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)嗎？”

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