外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹124：好心反遭報應(中英)
Eddie liked music very much when he was at school, but when he went to the university he decided to study medicine, instead of music. When he passed his examinations and became a doctor, he had to work in a hospital for some time. There he discovered that a lot of the patients were happier and caused less trouble if pleasant music was played to them. When Eddie got an office and began to work for himself, he decided to keep his patients happy by having a tape recorder in his waiting room play beautiful music for them.
艾迪在中學的時候非常喜歡音樂，可是上了大學后，他決心放棄音樂改學醫(yī)學。在通過考試成為醫(yī)生之后，他必須在醫(yī)院工作一段時間。在那兒，他發(fā)現(xiàn)如果播放動聽的音樂，很多病人會快樂點，麻煩也會少點。有了自己的診所開始營業(yè)時，他決定在候診室放一臺錄音機，播放優(yōu)美的音樂給病人聽，讓他們快樂一點。
But soon after the tape recorder had been put in, Eddies nurse heard a woman, who was sitting in the crowded waiting room one morning, complain, “Here we’re all waiting to see the doctor, and he's just playing the violin in his office instead of doing his work”
錄音機裝好之后，有一天早上，艾迪的護士聽到一位女士坐在擁擠的候診室抱怨說:“我們大家都等著看病，他卻只知道在辦公室里拉小提琴，根本就不工作。”
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