外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹123：不同的聽眾(中英)
AI Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won great success.
阿爾·史密斯曾是紐約州的州長。他是個名人。他出生在紐約市東部的一個窮苦家庭。他讀書不多，但他工作勤奮，終于獲得了很大成就。
One day, as governor, he was visiting the state prison at Sing一Sing. Sing一Sing is one of the largest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say something to the prisoners. Mr. Smith had never spoken to this kind of audience before. He did not know how to begin.
有一天，作為州長，他訪問星星監(jiān)獄。星星監(jiān)獄是美國最大的監(jiān)獄之一。監(jiān)獄長請史密斯對囚犯說幾句話。史密斯先生以前從沒對這類聽眾講過話。他不知道怎樣開口。
Finally, he said, "My fellow citizens. . .”Then he remembered that when a man goes to prison he is no longer a citizen. He began again. "My fellow prisoners...”That did not sound right，，。He said:"We1l,anvway, I'm glad to see so many of you here today.”
最后，他說:“我親愛的公民們……”接著他想起一個人蹲監(jiān)獄就不再是公民了。他重新開始:“我親愛的囚犯們……，”那聽起來也不對勁兒，于是他說:“噢，無論如何，今天在這兒見到你們這么多人，真是太高興了。”
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