Send the Bill to My Father
Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″
Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″
把賬單給我父親
醫生:“對你的抱怨我無能為力。那是遺傳病。”
病人:“那請你把賬單給我父親吧。”
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