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        雙語爆笑 在去幼兒園的路上

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          On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

          在去幼兒園的路上,一個醫生把聽診器留在了車座上。她的小女兒拿起聽診器玩了起來。

          "My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps!" thought the doctor.“女兒想接我的班!”

          醫生想道。Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

          接著,小女孩對著聽診器說道:“歡迎光臨麥當勞。您要點什么?”


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