雙語笑話 業余工作
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
"How was your first day?" I asked.
"It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"
我兒子在一所中學讀二年級時，在一家超級市場找到了一份包裝商品的業余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感覺如何？”我問。
“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”
由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問道：“你跟他們說了些什么？”
“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝？”
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